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This Weekend aka The Big One: UFC 126 & Super Bowl XLV

Posted: February 5, 2011 by Davey Jacobson in Ducky D, MMA, NFL

Well, haven’t done one of these in a while. Might as well be for this weekend because let’s face it: SUPERBOWL WEEKEND IS UPON US! But before we get to the big game, let’s focus on tonight’s (Saturday) event, UFC 126.


PREDICTION: Silva by KO, round 2.
When I first heard that Vitor Belfort was coming back to the UFC to fight Anderson Silva, my initial thought was Hughes vs. Gracie 2 except it’ll be Anderson Silva playing the role of Matt Hughes while Vitor Belfort plays the role Royce (hoyse) Gracie. Don’t get wrong, I grew up watching the UFC since its inception and have witnessed countless match-ups fought by the legends and pioneers of mixed martial arts. But there’s one key difference between then and now: rules and sanctioned fights.

Royce Gracie became a legend for beating up guys twice his size BUT, however, he was allowed any tactics available in his arsenal. Same thing with Vitor: a man known for 1st round KO’s and a vicious set moves that he’d unleash within a blink of an eye. However, much like Gracie, he made his name during the days of few rules and using tactics that have since been banned by the UFC (e.g. wearing wrestling shoes, kicks with shoes both standing and on the ground, and knees to the head while on the ground just to name a few).

As much as I want to see Vitor beat the snot out of Silva, I just don’t know how up to par he is with today’s style of mixed martial arts. When Gracie fought Hughes, it was clearly evident of just how much this sport has evolved.


PREDICTION: Griffin by split-decision
This is definitely going to be a slugfest between two of today’s best brawlers. I don’t really know what else to say other than the only time this fight will be on the ground is probably midway through the 2nd round when they will have exhausted themselves from throwing so many punches. And even then, unless one of them is in guard or poised for a submission, the ref’s not going to let this fight turn into a grappling match. But…should this fight go to the ground, Griffin will have the edge. He’s a much better grappler (and has better endurance) than Franklin. We won’t see his ground game until somewhere in round 2. The longer this fight goes on, the more likely Forrest will be to win.

However, if this fight doesn’t go to the ground then Rich Franklin will have the edge. His striking abilities far exceed Griffin’s. Coming off wins over Wanderlei Silva and KO’ing Chuck Liddell, he’s poised to continue his winning streak as long as he controls where the fight goes. His strategy will be to keep the fight standing. Should he do so, he will walk out with the win but only if he’s able to KO Griffin in the 2nd round.


PREDICTION: Read the entire post. It’s complicated.
Here’s another great fight by two up-and-coming stars in the UFC. Jon “Bones” Jones is relatively new to mixed martial arts but in an incredibly short amount of time, he’s taken to MMA like a fish to water; a natural to say the least. Ryan Bader, Ultimate Fighter season 8 winner, will have his hands full tonight. Both are undefeated and both will not let this fight be left in the hands of the judges.

From what I’ve heard, I’m pretty sure that Bader will be the favorite to win this fight after coming off wins against Keith Jardine and Antonio Rogerio Noguiera (Minotauro Noguiera’s twin brother). However, BE WARNED IF YOU’RE THINKING OF PUTTING MONEY ON BADER. I say this because Jones is fast–very fast–in his striking and has much greater stamina than Bader. You couple that with Jones’ 84″ reach (longest in UFC history), Bader has to put this fight away as quick as humanly possible. He won’t be able to keep up with Jones should this fight reach round 3. MY PREDICTION: If Bader can’t put Jones away by round 2, Jones will win by either KO or decision.


  • Bader’s first 2 minutes will be spent trying to get the feel for Jones.
  • Jones’ first 2 minutes will be spent looking for opening in Bader’s stance and exploiting them will extreme sudden moves. I’m expecting at least 1 spinning backfist.
  • At minute 3, Bader will begin to implement his plan of attack and will do so for the remainder of the round. He’ll land a few punches while trying to swing for the fence. However, he won’t land a knockout because of the speed of Jones.


The X Factor: Does Bader take the fight to the ground or stay standing?

SCENARIO #1Should the fight go to the ground: 10-9 Bader
Bader is smart and will have a better feel for Jones’ plan of attack. He’ll still continue to swing for the fence but will score more points off his ground game. He was an NCAA Wrestling All-American at Arizona State and should have no problem controlling the fight on the ground.

SCENARIO #2Fight remains standing: 10-9 Jones
Jones will land a few good punches during the first couple minutes of round 2. Bader will be able to defend a little better but won’t be able to keep up with Jones’ speed of attack. Jones will outpunch Bader.

SCENARIO #3Fight ends by one of these outcomes: (1) Bader by KO, (2) Jones by KO, or (3) Jones by submission [arm bar].

FINAL ROUND PREDICTION (if needed): Jones either by KO [2:33] or decision

As much as I would like to see Green Bay win the big one, I realize that I have more favorite players (e.g. Denis Dixon, Maurkice Pouncey, Arnaz Battle, Mike Wallace; NOT “Big Ben”) playing for the Steelers than the Packers (e.g. fellow SDSU alum, Brett Swain). So with that, GO PITTSBURGH!!!

I’ll comment more on this later but right now…IT’S TIME!!! . . . FOR UFC 126!


A Disgruntled USC Trojans Fan Speaks

Posted: November 9, 2010 by Davey Jacobson in Ducky D, Football, NCAA, Rants

Lately, I’ve been coming to some realizations about things that matter to me: some are good, some are bad and some are, “What the hell was I thinking?” One of these realizations is about my being a fan of the University of Southern California Trojans. I hope, through this entry, you are able to see my perspective on why I’ve decided to do what I’ve decided to do. I’m not out to piss off or offend anyone. I’m simply stating the things that I have observed coupled with the experiences that have brought me to this conclusion. Whether or not you agree with my position, your thoughts are the reason why we made this blog. Watch it go!

I was born in Los Angeles, CA, one of the most superficial places on the planet. Fashion, money, plastic surgery, the area code of your cell phone, the size of the house you live in, and the car you drive all collectively make up how others perceive your “status” to be. Status is everything when you live in a city saturated with celebrities, wannabe celebrities, porn stars (L.A. is the porn capital of America) and young actors and actresses who are praying that they get they’re big break and get noticed by some Hollywood “big wig” producer.
And growing up as a fat kid in L.A., and experiencing the turmoil of that (e.g. getting made fun of by other kids, getting picked on, etc.), I grew up never wanting to be those fake kids who care all about status, whose sole motivation in life is getting rich quick. I’m not out to get rich in this world as much as I am out to make difference for the better in the lives of others. Say what you will or whatever you want, bottom line: I know what I want to achieve in the world, and money has nothing to do with it! Rather than whore myself out for some company to make money off me, I’d rather go through life helping other people when they are in their greatest turmoil because I’ve been there…and believe me, you don’t want to even begin to know the s*** I’ve seen in my life. It’s a lot more than most people in their 20s think they can handle.
You’re probably wondering, “What the hell does this have to do with sports?” Well, my loyal reader, it has everything to do with why I am a disgruntled USC Trojans fan. Keep everything I just told you in mind as you read on.
I’ve been a USC fan for as far back as I can remember. I started to get serious about being a fan of the Trojans when I was 12 years old: when Keyshawn Johnson wore #3 and the Trojans had a New Year’s Day date in Pasadena at the 1996 Rose Bowl; taking on the 10-1 Northwestern Wildcats. Northwestern opened their season edging out a #9 Notre Dame team, 17-15! This was the same Notre Dame who would go on to beat the Trojans that same year. Under coach John Robinson, USC had tied the Washington Huskies earlier that season in a game that would decide who played in the Rose Bowl. Lucky for them, Washington would lose to Oregon that season, and USC would go on to play in Pasadena.

Keyshawn Johnson lead the Trojans to 2 bowl victories including being named MVP for the 1995 Cotton Bowl and Player of the Game in the 1996 Rose Bowl

Brad Otton, USC QB ('94-'96). Broke the 13-year winless streak against Notre Dame.

Those were the days when USC football was true to the core of what it meant to wear cardinal and gold when you play on Saturdays. Players were there for an education, and for football. And while every college student enjoys a good party, the Trojan football players never let the partying go to their head or to their ego. They were grounded and focused on why they were at the University of Southern California. While not all of them were “angels,” a good majority of them didn’t let the glitz and glamor of Hollywood affect them as students nor as athletes.

Today, sadly, the legacy of such greats like Keyshawn Johnson, Brad Otton, Billy Miller, Mike Bastianelli, and Terry Barnum just to name a few, are being dragged through the mud by a bunch of Hollywood-living, wannabe superstar, pansy 20-year olds who are more focused on living it up in SoCal than playing with the heart of a Trojan on the gridiron.

THE REVIVAL & NEW ERA: 2000-2009

Flash forward to 2000: USC hires Pete Caroll, former head coach of the New England Patriots with 16 years of NFL experience as a defensive backs coach and defensive coordinator, to replace fired coach, Paul Hackett. Trojan fans everywhere were not happy about Carroll being hired as head coach: we were tired and frustrated at how badly the program had become, and with Carroll’s NFL record not being the best, could you blame us? Needless to say, when the Trojans started the 2001 season going 2-5, you can only imagine how pissed we were…and then the tides began to change. [Around this time, thanks largely to fellow Sports Moron, and one of my best friends, Gutti, I discovered the Florida Gators under quarterback Rex Grossman, and the Southeastern Conference. While my loyalties to USC were still just as strong as ever, I couldn’t help but stare in awe of the excitement that was SEC football–more on this later.]

The following year, the Trojans go 11-2 and win the Orange Bowl! The year after that, a young kid named Reggie Bush comes to USC from San Diego’s Helix High School (rather than waste my breath and my time writing about a guy whom everyone already knows, let’s move on). In 2004, the Trojans FINALLY win the National Championship and USC fans everywhere rejoiced in this amazing accomplishment; even though L.A. is without a professional football team, at least our college team was taking care of business where it counts! It was truly one of the happiest times ever! [And this, right here, is when my observations would lead to where I am today.]

USC Fever Engulfs So Cal…and Arizona? Vegas too???: 2004-2006
USC Goes Hollywood

This photo was found on a USC-affiliated website. Are you starting to see what I'm getting at?

The following year, after the Trojans had won the National Title, the region of Southern California experienced USC fever: everyone and their mother was wearing cardinal and gold! The most popular item: a USC Trojans football jersey with #5 on the front and back (and if it wasn’t a jersey, it was the same shirt for that matter). At first, I didn’t think much of it. I mean, hell, my Trojans had just won the National Title! It was about time that they got some attention! But it was where I started seeing the jerseys and who was wearing those jerseys that forced me to open my eyes up to what being a Trojans fan was becoming in Southern California: the trendy, cool thing to do. USC’s success had brought on a slew of bandwagon fans that were the very epitome of the kinds of people who disgust me! [Remember what I said at the very beginning of the post?]
At first, you would mostly see in #5 jerseys (or shirts) in the city, close to campus–normal, much like the guys to the left who are legitimate Trojan fans. But as things progressed, you started seeing people everywhere wearing the exact same jersey (or shirt): in the malls; at the bars; in the clubs; Lake Havasu, AZ on Spring Break; Vegas! And the worst part of all, the people who were wearing them had no f***ing clue about the history of USC Trojans football–they didn’t even know who Keyshawn Johnson was and the man was playing on the Dallas Cowboys!

Is that clear enough for you?!

Then you have Matt Leinart going on late night TV and becoming buddy-buddy with Nick Lachey–what the hell’s that about?! Simply put, if you go to a USC Trojans home game at the Coliseum, you’re likely to see the real-life version of the website coupled with a bunch of fake s***heads that resemble something close to the likes of these guys:

I am not making any of this up! It really is this bad!

WHILE I DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT NOT ALL USC TROJAN FANS ARE LIKE THE PREVIOUS EXAMPLES I LISTED ABOVE (AND I KNOW THAT MANY OF THE USC TROJAN FANS ARE GOOD-HEARTED PEOPLE), no one can deny the amount of cockiness, arrogance and superficiality that exists (and is exhibited) amongst the Trojan fans of today, largely thanks to the many different statuses of people in Southern California. We all know this is true! We’ve all seen it at one time or another!

What pushed me over the edge (the straw the truly broke the camel’s back) wasn’t Reggie Bush turning in his Heisman trophy; it wasn’t Pete Carroll leaving for Seattle; and it wasn’t even the 55-year old broad who had too much plastic surgery done to her face who insulted my girlfriend at the last game we attended! No…it was USC hiring Lane Kiffin after he screwed over Tennessee: walking out after 14 months of a 5-year contract! What the hell?!

We all know that Lane Kiffin was the man alongside Steve Sarkisian as offensive coordinator; but as a head coach, his track record is pure crap. I didn’t want to believe what Al Davis said about Lane Kiffin (that he was a “liar”) but after watching how he screwed over Tennessee, it’s hard for me not to wonder how true that in fact really is? I have no respect for Lane Kiffin, and I absolutely refuse to associate myself with the so-called USC Trojan “fans” that exist today! Enter the man who goes by the name “bigVOLdaddy” to explain the many thoughts on Lane Kiffin:

Granted, while the Trojans were not as dominate of a team in the 90s as they have been in this last decade, at least their focus was purely football and becoming better athletes (unlike these kids who are getting paid under the table from agents, driving expensive cars, and living like they’re NFL pros when they haven’t even reached draft eligibility)!

I stake my life on this: at least 75% of today’s so-called Trojan “fans” became fans back between 2002 and 2004. Holy football, Batman! Why is that? I’ll tell you why! You ask that same 75% who their favorite player is, I guarantee you that almost all of them will give one of two names: Reggie Bush, or Matt Leinart. I’ll even go as far as saying that a lot these Bush/Leinart fans jumped ship from UCLA! I’m sure you all remember that during the late 90s, UCLA was one of the stronger Pac-10 teams, not to mention they slapped the Trojans around like rag dolls winning 8 of the 10 games they played each other from 1990-1999 (bet you didn’t know that, did you, Trojan “fans”?).

Until the day comes when the Trojans return to playing football instead of being a bunch of Hollywood pansies, and when Lane Kiffin gets busted for doing something illegal (we all know it’s pretty likely to happen some day), I don’t know if I’ll ever bring myself to being a USC Trojans die-hard fan like I was growing up.

Personally, I was really hoping that USC would make Norm Chow an offer that he couldn’t refuse. Sadly, Norm Chow coming back to SC didn’t come to fruition.

Until then, I’ll focus my energy on the other teams (yes, I root for and follow multiple teams) that I’ve been following for most of this last decade: Florida Gators, Oregon Ducks, Michigan Wolverines, and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Granted, while they have all had their off-field issues of misconduct, at least the majority of their players are focused on “doing work” on the gridiron!

It seems as if everyone has forgotten about what went down in Glendale at the Fiesta Bowl back in January. No one wants to remember that this TCU team, except for 1 guy, is the same team that was BEAT by Boise State last year in the Fiesta Bowl! This year’s Boise State team has 21 returning starters on its roster from last year; they are still better than TCU! You can throw strength of schedule out of the window because, granted, while Boise State’s schedule isn’t the strongest, they have clearly beat every team they’ve faced with serious style-points: they’ve blown everyone out!

So why is everyone choosing to jump on the TCU bandwagon when Boise State has consistently proven their self-worth year-in and year-out? This is the same Boise State team that beat the same TCU team in last year’s fiesta bowl, and they’ve also beat Oregon 2 out of the 2 times they have faced them! Why they’re not being given more respect is beyond me. But hey, don’t take my word for it. ESPN’s Jesse Palmer does a better job explaining it than I do.

Jesse Palmer Explains Why Boise State Gets No Respect.

Top 25 Week 9

Posted: November 1, 2010 by The Sports Moronz in BCS, Big Dick, Ciotta, Ducky D, Football, Gutti, NCAA
Rank Team [#1 Votes] Total Votes W – L Last Rank This Week
1. Oregon [6] 221 8 – 0 1 Won @ USC
2. Auburn [3] 215 9 – 0 8 Won @ Ole Miss
3. Boise State 209 7 – 0 3 Beat Lousiana Tech
4. TCU 200 9 – 0 5 Won @ UNLV
5. Michigan State 188 8 – 1 12 Lost @ Iowa
6. MIssouri 173 7 – 1 21 Lost @ Nebraska
7. Utah 170 8 – 0 9 Won @ Air Force
8. Alabama 168 7 – 1 11 Bye
9. Wisconsin 152 7 – 1 T-19 Bye
10. Ohio State 142 8 – 1 2 Won @ Minnesota
11. Oklahoma 134 7 – 1 6 Beat Colorado
12. Stanford 122 7 – 1 14 Won @ Washington
13. LSU 116 7 – 1 7 Bye
14. Nebraska 114 7 – 1 4 Beat Missouri
15. Arizona 88 7 – 1 19 Won @ UCLA
16. Florida State 84 6 – 2 17 Lost @ NC State
17. South Carolina 72 6 – 2 10 Beat Tennessee
18. Iowa 69 6 – 2 15 Beat Michigan St.
19. Oklahoma State 68 7 – 1 18 Won @ Kansas St.
20. Arkansas 65 6 – 2 13 Beat Vanderbilt
21. Virginia Tech 36 6 – 2 Bye
22. Miami (FL) 30 5 – 3 Won @ Virginia
23. USC 27 5 – 3 Lost to Oregon
24. Baylor 22 7 – 2 Won @ Texas
25. Mississippi State 21 7 – 2 Beat Kentucky
Others Receiving Votes
Team Votes
Nevada 11
Hawai’i 5
Michigan 2
Navy 1

Second Heisman Ballot

Posted: October 15, 2010 by The Sports Moronz in Big Dick, Ciotta, Ducky D, Football, Gutti, NCAA

Heisman Trophy
Watch it go! Week #7! Just like last week, ranking is based on 25 points for first place with a decrease of 5 points for each spot with a fifth place vote worth 5 points. On Twitter – @SportsMoronz.

Terrell Pryor Name: Terrell Pryor
Position: Quarterback
School: Ohio State
Pass Yards: 1349
Pass TDs: 15
INTs: 3
Rushing Yards: 354
Rushing TDs: 3
Rank: #1 [210pts]
LaMichael James Name: LaMichael James
Position: Running Back
School: Oregon
Rushing Yards: 848
Rushing TDs: 9
Rank: #2 [160pts]
Kellen Moore Name: Kellen Moore
Position: Quarterback
School: Boise State
Pass Yards: 1336
Pass TDs: 14
INTs: 1
Rank: #3 [110pts]
Cameron Newton Name: Cameron Newton
Position: Quarterback
School: Auburn
Pass Yards: 1138
Pass TDs: 12
INTs: 5
Rushing Yards: 672
Rushing TDs: 9
Rank: #4 [105pts]
Denard Robinson Name: Denard Robinson
Position: Quarterback
School: Michigan
Pass Yards: 1223
Pass TDs: 8
INTs: 4
Rushing Yards: 991
Rushing TDs: 9
Rank: #5 [95pts]
Andrew Luck Name: Andrew Luck
Position: Quarterback
School: Stanford
Pass Yards: 1538
Pass TDs: 16
INTs: 4
Rushing Yards: 242
Rushing TDs: 2
Rank: T-#6 [25pts]
Name: Taylor Martinez
Position: Quarterback
School: Nebraska
Pass Yards: 660
Pass TDs: 3
INTs: 3
Rushing Yards: 737
Rushing TDs: 12
Rank: T-#6 [25pts]
Mark Ingram Name: Mark Ingram
Position: Running Back
School: Alabama
Rushing Yards: 396
Rushing TDs: 6
Rank: #8 [15pts]
Colin Kaepernick Name: Colin Kaepernick
Position: Quarterback
School: Nevada
Pass Yards: 1321
Pass TDs: 8
INTs: 3
Rushing Yards: 639
Rushing TDs: 11
Rank: #9 [10pts]

Top 25, Week 7

Posted: October 15, 2010 by The Sports Moronz in BCS, Big Dick, Ciotta, Ducky D, Football, Gutti, NCAA

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Rank Team [#1 Votes] Total Votes W – L Last Rank This Week
1. Oregon [5] 243 6 – 0 T-2 Bye
2. Ohio State [3.5] 240.5 6 – 1 T-2 Lost @ Wisconsin
3. Boise State [0.5] 228.5 6 – 0 4 Won @ San Jose St.
4. Nebraska [1] 219 5 – 1 6 Lost to Texas
5. TCU 212 7 – 0 5 Beat BYU
6. Oklahoma 203 6 – 0 7 Beat Iowa St.
7. LSU 177 7 – 0 11 Beat McNeese St.
8. Auburn 176 7 – 0 8 Beat Arkansas
9. Utah 170 6 – 0 9 Won @ Wyoming
10. South Carolina 162 4 – 2 19 Lost @ Kentucky
11. Alabama 161 6 – 1 1 Beat Ole Miss
12. Michigan State 135 7 – 0 15 Beat Illinois
13. Arkansas 127 4 – 2 12 Lost @ Auburn
14. Stanford 126 5 – 1 16 Bye
15. Iowa 111 5 – 1 12 Won @ Michigan
16. Nevada 82 6 – 1 20 Lost @ Hawai’i
17. Florida State 77 6 – 1 23 Beat Boston College
18. Oklahoma State 75 6 – 0 22 Won @ Texas Tech
T-19. Arizona 74 5 – 1 10 Won @ Washington St.
T-19. Wisconsin 74 6 – 1 21 Beat Ohio St.
21. Missouri 54 6 – 0 24 Won @ Texas A&M
T-22. Air Force 30 5 – 2 25 Lost @ San Diego St.
T-22. Florida 30 4 – 3 14 Lost to Mississippi St.
24. West Virginia 29 5 – 1 Beat South Florida
25. Michigan 18 5 – 2 18 Lost to Iowa
Others Receiving Votes
Team Votes
Miami (FL) 3
Oregon St. 2

All That Needs To Be Said

Posted: October 13, 2010 by Davey Jacobson in BCS, Ducky D, Football, NCAA

Watch the video; ’nuff said!